Gay people are less likely to get divorced because it's not a big deal to them if they get cheated on.

The world would be better off without humans - except for me.

OVERHEARD PREP-TIME: Guys, you'll win all neg rounds if you just listen to me talk about boobs for a second. (Oct. 10, 2013)

Bombin busses and killin Jewbabies.

The resolution doesn't mention religion, so the neg can't talk about it.

If you give people sovereignty over their bodies, they will use that to beat people to death with their sovereign fists.

If you're smokin weed in you're house watching TV and eating a brownie, who is it violent to? The brownie?