Compulsory voting is communism.

Absentee ballots aren't a viable option because some people can't afford the stamp to mail them.

Obviously we would prefer that these Islamist terrorists with different ideologies than us would not exist.

We don't want big erect penises on the cove of Star Wars 7, do we?

If we piss Egypt off, they'll join forces with Iran and attack America.

Could you repeat your criteria and your points? Thank you. That's all I have.

You need a source for why America is a democracy in order to win that.

There's no Sunni Shiah conflict in Egypt. It's the Kurds.

We define an extreme Muslim as a Muslim who does extreme Muslim things.

He doesn't respond to the fact that we can send Africa organic watermelons.

There's only one China... The Republic of China.

Medicare pays for aspirin.

It's not like terrorists can mosey on over here and poison our cows... I live here and I can't do that.

If you give money to college students, they'll just go out and buy a Denali and a new house. It'll be chaos.

We really need to understand what quantitative easoning is before we can talk about it

I'm just saying, having a tan doesn't constitute a race.

Gingers are mobile boner factories.

We shouldn't arrest Zimmerman because if he gets found not guilty, we can't arrest him again.

The resolution is about Arkansas. I'm from Arkansas. I win.

Moving on to the starving children argument... This. Is. Really. Sad. Okay, next argument.

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Topicality... we has it.

We're from a christian school - we're just not gonna go that way.

Schools don't make money off of ball games - all the money goes to buy stuff for the classrooms.

People getting diseases is a good thing - that way we can find cures!

Philosophy doesn't teach you anything.

The Kurds don't deserve human rights, because they flew planes into our buildings.

Turkey let us put in a thing that shoots down atomic bombs.

Seventeen-billion dollars is a HUGE deal to the United States!!

It's really hard to tell what - or if - George Bush was thinking... at all.

There is no one in the world right now trying to build an empire.

Economists are to blame, whether it’s good or bad it’s their fault… that’s a voter, too.

There’s no such thing as absolute truth, so the affirmative can’t win this round… and that’s a voter.

There are people getting murdered and raped and addicted to guns, because we aren’t stopping them – but the government is, so it’s good that we don’t have freedom.

I didn’t ignore the second part of the resolution. I just chose not to talk about it.

The reason that the internet should be regulated is because there are things that are so disgusting nobody should ever see them, like pornography.

You don’t have to know where moral objectivity comes from in order to accept it.

Marijuana makes everyone lazy.

Old ladies are getting strip searched in airports just because they called Obama a baby killer!

Youtube is a perfectly credible source for IPDA.

Just because you add new regulations to something doesn’t mean you’re changing it.

We need to defend ourselves against bio-defense weapons and weaponry and things like that.